← This man wants to give you fresh homemade fudge.
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| My name is Matt Wickline. I'm local. Welcome 2pdx :) |
| Find me at OSCON 2007. Say hello. Please enjoy some delicious fudge (every day)! |
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| Sunday July 22nd 2007... |
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| ... I dropped off five pounds of fudge for the O'Reilly staff as I picked up my bag |
| and schwag at early registration. Thanks for bringing yet another OSCON 2pdx :) |
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| Monday July 23rd 2007... |
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| ... When I'm not in a tutorial, I'll be walking about with a pyrex pan of goodness. |
| Looking for something chocolatey to go with your morning cup of joe? See me. Need a |
| blood sugar supplement to ward off an afternoon siesta? Please help yourself. How |
| did you ever get through the day before you discovered the joys of fudge? |
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| [update 10:15am] Nice. I distributed over half a pan during the break. I'm sure the |
| rest will be gone early in the lunch break (more folks in the hall at lunch time and |
| also more folks who had fudge earlier seeking resupply). I suspect that Wednesday I |
| will run out of fudge before lunch. |
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| [update 1:35pm] At some point much earlier (early in the lunch break), I passed out |
| the last fudge from the first pan. Tomorrow brings another day and more fresh fudge. |
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| Tuesday July 24th 2007... |
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| ... Another day, another fresh pan of yum. Tell your friends so they can get some |
| too before the supply runs out. Maybe five pounds is enough for the lighter crowds |
| on Monday and Tuesday, but maybe it's not. Better play it safe and get fudge early |
| and often. |
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| [update 10:23am] I got in just in time to sit down before the session started, so I |
| did not get to give any away in the early pre-tutorials time. I did, however pass |
| out two thirds of a pan in the first break. The rest will likely be gone before I |
| down to eat lunch. If you're in need of a fix, catch me leaving Portland 251 at the |
| lunch break or you might have to wait until tomorrow. |
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| [update 1:28pm] I was sitting for a longer while at lunch than yesterday, so the |
| fudge lasted a bit longer. Only a few folks were able to track me down in the lunch |
| hall while I was seated. In any case, today's fudge is gone. More tomorrow :) |
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| Wednesday July 25th 2007... |
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| ... Ah, yes, the first day of the sessions. Crowds will certainly be much heavier on |
| this day, but most of the folks here won't know about your fudge supply. Those who |
| were here earlier in the week will be handicapped by the thick crowds. Opportunistic |
| fudge samplers will fare less well than the determined hunter. Find me for fudge. If |
| Monday and Tuesday were such light days that there were leftovers, I'll be bringing |
| them in on this day, but I'm sure that there will be no leftovers after Wednesday. |
| Ack! No leftover fudge... what a horrible thought! But who needs it when the next |
| day always brings a fresh pan? |
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| [update 10:00am] We're most of the way throught the opening keynotes at this point. |
| By the time they started, I had only a couple rows of fudge remaining. I expect that |
| the remainder will be gone before the start of the first session. |
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| [update 11:35am] After leaving the keynotes, I walked to the perl foundation booth. |
| By the time I got there, there were only a few pieces left, which I left for them to |
| enjoy. I have not yet made it back to pick up my pan, but I'm sure it's empty now. |
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| [update 8:35pm] I left the pan there until the lunch break. I was astonished to |
| discover a few remaining pieces. I guess they were all too polite to eat the last of |
| the pan. I handed out the few bits left before I went to eat. |
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| Thursday July 26th 2007... |
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| ... This may be hard for those habituated to the amounts of dopamine released by the |
| nucleus accumbens while ingesting their favorite chocolate confection. Not only will |
| the convention hall be as full as Wednesday, but an even larger number of those |
| masses will be draining the constant supply of one pan of fudge per day. Should you |
| be addicted, watch for me to arrive on the west-bound Max. Get your fix then and |
| pocket an extra piece or two to get you through the rest of the day in case I'm out |
| the next time you see me. |
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| [update 10:38am] I left the keynote sessions in the ballroom, heading straight for |
| my next session to be sure it did not fill up (keynotes went long leaving only 15min |
| and it's in a small room). By the time I sat down, I had only a few pieces left. |
| after the session, I'm in the same room for the next session. Come find me in E145 |
| if you need fudge. I'm sitting up front (on the floor). I'll give out the rest on |
| the way to lunch if I have any left. |
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| [update 2:59pm] Oh, yeah. It was gone before I made it to the exhibition hall for |
| lunch. More friday. |
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| Friday July 27th 2007... |
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| ... The last day of OSCON 2007, and only half a day to score enough of a stash last |
| until your next fix. Hmmmm... When would that next fix be? Cold turkey? What? Don't |
| say things like that! There's always a way to get more free homemade fudge, right? |
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| [update 6:11am] This morning I walked by a headline proclaiming the worst Wall |
| Street decline of '07. It was no doubt driven by tech sector concerns regarding the |
| diminishing fudge supply. I'm not bringing the laptop today, so the exciting mid-day |
| updates you've grown to love will not be forth-coming. |
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| [update 2:33pm] Gone before the keynotes started. |
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| Saturday July 28th 2007 (and beyond) ... |
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| ...OK, I'm leaving town Friday to attend a wedding on Saturday. I'm bringing a pan |
| fudge to the reception. If you can get yourself invited, you're set for another day. |
| That doesn't work for you? Well, I do bring fudge to work every so often. Would you |
| like to have a job writing great software and occasionally eating great fudge? |
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| Rentrak's team of software developers has been growing since at least 2003 (when I |
| was hired). We've got a large field of interesting projects in the queue and require |
| only sufficient talented person-hours to distribute across that field. Some of the |
| things I most love about my job are: |
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| * It's in Portland. This is a great city, as you've probably started to see. |
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| * I work with a large number of incredibly bright and sociable developers. |
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| * We practice pair programming and test-driven development. (HUGE test suite!) |
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| * Huge well-factored code base, constant refactoring, continuous releases. |
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| * Bare minimal bureaucratic process, so productivity is quite high. |
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| Sound like something you'd care to experience? Well, send a note to me at |
| resumes2pdx@wickline.org |
| and I'll get things moving. Expect to get a small set of toy problems via email. You |
| can send your resume (or URL to same) along with your responses to the toy problems. |
| We'll take those and evaluate them. All interviews are conduced by senior developers |
| so during project crunch times, it may take a while to get an interview scheduled. |
| If you email me early in the week and would be interested in an interview while you |
| are still in town, mention that. If you're staying a bit in to next week to play |
| tourist, mention that too. It is possible that we may get you interviewed while you |
| are in town. If not, we regularly interview over phone supplemented with VNC, so if |
| we move forward to an interview, it won't be a big deal if you're out of town. Of |
| course, we're only hiring for Portland positions, so don't apply if you're looking |
| for a telecommuting position. |
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| If you'd like a bit more info to review, here's a version of the blurb we normally |
| post on job boards. The rest of the text below is all copy/paste: |
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| Rentrak Corporation is looking for more fantastic developers to add to our team. If |
| your search picked up one of the keywords in this ad then you're probably used to |
| being the smartest developer on your team (but are too humble to admit it), and are |
| looking for a place where you can work alongside talented peers building great |
| software on interesting projects. We're a small enough company that you can make a |
| big difference here, but we're big enough that your paycheck never bounces. |
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| Here are some things Rentrak programmers have done recently: |
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| * Wrote customized extensions to Open Source tools, to process queries hundreds |
| of times faster than commercial RDBMSs |
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| * Built a goal-seeking system to dynamically generate optimal SQL queries for |
| end-user data requests |
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| * Celebrated our 5 billionth transaction processed |
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| * Implemented software to categorize and predict consumer behavior based on |
| television viewing history |
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| * Competed for fame and fortune at a Rentrak sponsored programming contest |
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| * Created systems that predict movie sales in theaters, retail stores, and video |
| rental locations |
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| * Celebrated a coworker's birthday with a group skydive |
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| * Rented a room at a local brewery, and played games all night with project |
| teammates |
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| * Gave a Tech Talk to Google about using large databases |
| (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4681632964554085715) |
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| Our teams are relatively small (3-6 people), and we have a development environment |
| influenced by XP (http://extremeprogramming.org/). We have a nice open work area so |
| the developers can share their brilliant ideas, learn from each other about and |
| extend our extensive custom libraries, and work together to solve tough problems. We |
| keep our source code base well factored, and filled with unit tests. |
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| We work with a stunningly large amount of data, and everyone here does an amazing |
| job of turning it into something manageable. We have a very high hiring bar, and we |
| feel that all the people who work here could easily get a job at any of the major |
| tech companies. Our management understands this, and works hard to make sure our |
| developers are happy and productive. |
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| We're looking for more developers, especially ones with functional or dynamic |
| object-oriented development experience (e.g., Lisp, Smalltalk, Scheme, Ocaml, SML, |
| Haskell, Ruby, Unlambda, C++/STL/Boost?, or advanced use of Python or Perl). RDBMS |
| experience is also helpful, especially with terabyte-plus databases. |
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| Rentrak Corporation is an international technology leader in the movie industry with |
| headquarters in beautiful Portland, Oregon, near scenic mountains, beaches, and |
| rivers. Our office has convenient access to public transportation and the freeway. |
| We offer a friendly team oriented workplace, a competitive vacation package, |
| medical/dental and life ins, educational assistance, 401(k) plan, and a variety of |
| extras. |
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| Equal Employment Opportunity Affirmative Action Employer |
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